Greetings sports fans and welcome to another thrilling edition of Vegas Valley Sports Beat that spunky, albeit somewhat irregular little column that dares to say, fuck cancer. I’ve survived it twice now so I’ll sai it again. Fuck cancer.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; FRANKIE MORENO
Frankie Moreno the fastest rising star on the Strip is poised to bring the house down with his unique style of kick-ass, get up, get down and boogie-woogie, rock and roll, rhythm and funky blues piano.
Greetings once again music lovers. Let us speak about last night at the South Point Hotel and Casino and the live performance of Frankie Moreno and Company, And of my subsequent induction into the Frankie Moreno Army.
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But now my skin gives me a title I did not earn.
“Rich” nor “Poor”.
I wear a title that I cannot for the life of me shed
But that is a thing I dare not regret.